I have one word and one word only for this... pink... thing.
"PA-THE-TIC" = v. completely, totally, and ridiculously designed with the intent of lending assistance to any female in need of tools for repair by sending out a message of incompetence to all males nearby. Ex: When Jane wanted her ceiling fan fixed she opened her closet to reveal a "Ladies Tools" kit, and Dick immediately ran to her assistance (for he is a real man... with a drill) and couldn't allow her to ruin her nails in such a ghastly manner.
Oh, and the fact that it should read "Lady's Tools" if applying to one person and remaining possessive... because we wouldn't want to imply that a woman's tools are different from a man's when it comes to tool kits would we? Of course not... a man probably designed it... sheesh.
And of course I'm not complaining about a sexist product and then applying my own unfair stereotypes... people might think I don't have my very own pink Ladies Tools kit. I usually paint my nails to match... =P
12 comments:
Nice lie
What?
i have a drill....haha...you are a nut. And for a second I thought I had the wrong blog, cause you had pink on it. :)
indeed... i think pink is my new favorite color... what say you to that?!?
I say you need to stop reading Shakespeare! FIE thereupon.
what does FIE stand for?
Found In Ear... or Eyeball... some sources disagree
Why?
tifani...did you know that gullible isn't found in the dictionary?
But "fie" is... I don't think Mr. Webster would agree with my definition...
Oh dear, what color was the tool kit I gave you for highschool graduation?
HeHe
AP
I don't remember... was that the one with hearts and unicorns??? =P
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